PAPER, n. Handy shield on train, bus, or airplane; occasionally readable.
OVERSTIMULATED, adj. Mental state of toddlers and introverts around 5 p.m.
NAP, v. Euphemism for “close my eyes and pretend to be asleep so no one talks to me.”
MARTYR, n. How every introvert sees herself at social events.
LEAVE, v. What we all long to do, five minutes after we arrive.
KINGDOM, n. One chair, one book, one cat.
JELLY, n. Our brains, walking into a loud room.