QUIET, adj. A vague, relative term used to describe introverts; ironically, one we almost never choose to describe ourselves.
PAPER, n. Handy shield on train, bus, or airplane; occasionally readable.
OVERSTIMULATED, adj. Mental state of toddlers and introverts around 5 p.m.
NAP, v. Euphemism for “close my eyes and pretend to be asleep so no one talks to me.”