ZOMBIE, n. Us, after 10 minutes of active socializing.
YEAR, n. Comfortable window of time between social events.
WEATHER, n. Rainy, hot, or windy; it’s always a good excuse to stay home.
VAGUE, adj. Preferred method of making plans.
UNWELL, adj. The closer the social event, the more likely we’re feeling this way.
TORTURE, n. Any activity that includes the words “ice breaker,” “getting to know you,” or “Turn to the person next to you….”