In, adv. Where all the cool cats hang out on Friday night.
HERMITAGE, n. Dream house.
GOVERNMENT, n. Puzzling line of work for an introvert.
FINLAND, n. Country with highest percentage of saunas and introverts per square mile.
ENIGMATIC, adj. How we’d prefer to be known. (As opposed to “so quiet.”)
DEBATE, n. Two-hour exchange of hot air and cold calculations.
COUCH, n. Admittedly, our favorite weekend hot spot.