TEAM-BUILDING, n. Code for “good day to call in sick.”
SNOWSTORM, n. Socially acceptable excuse to hole up in your house for days.
ROMANTIC, adj. Closing time at the bookstore.
QUALMS, n. Our favorite breakfast.
POLITICAL ARENA, n. No place for an introvert.
OPERA, n. Terrifyingly loud version of singing.
NUN, n. Contemplative profession most female introverts consider at least once, regardless of religious background.