DEATH, n. Final chance for introvert to get some peace and quiet.
CELEBRATION, n. In the midst of the holiday season, an afternoon alone.
BED, n. Perfectly reasonable place to spend post-holiday afternoons.
ALLELUIA, interj. Shout of joy heard among introverts in late December, after all the guests have gone home.
ZOOM, v. To exit a crowded holiday party with great enthusiasm.
YULETIDE, n. A noisy, hectic season with a peaceful ending.
XMAS, n. Holiday best known for introvert anthem Silent Night.