ENERGY, n. A treasure introverts must guard carefully each holiday season.
DAMN, interj. Word uttered when introvert looks at December calendar, which contains six holiday parties, three evening school events, and a festive gift exchange at work.
CROWDS, n. Regrettable side effect of the holiday season.
BLACK FRIDAY, n. American version of The Running of the Bulls.
AMAZON, n. Shopping mall for introverts.
ZINFANDEL, n. Necessary beverage for introvert faced with prolonged holiday socializing.
YOLO, interj. For introverts: You Overthink Life Occasionally.