UNITED STATES, n. Western Hemisphere country historically puzzled by introverts.
THREE, n. Far from being a magic number, three is uncomfortably close to a crowd.
SOLITUDE, n. Honestly, 100 years is not enough.
RESERVED, adj. A label best applied to library books, not people.
QUEASY, adj. Unfortunate state of introvert tummy when faced with too many people in one place.
PIANO, n, Perfect instrument for an introvert; you play solo and never face the audience.
OXYMORON, n. An introvert desperately trying to act like an extrovert. (See also: Regular moron.)