UNITED STATES, n. Western Hemisphere country historically puzzled by introverts.
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THREE, n. Far from being a magic number, three is uncomfortably close to a crowd.
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SOLITUDE, n. Honestly, 100 years is not enough.
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RESERVED, adj. A label best applied to library books, not people.
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QUEASY, adj. Unfortunate state of introvert tummy when faced with too many people in one place.
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PIANO, n, Perfect instrument for an introvert; you play solo and never face the audience.
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OXYMORON, n. An introvert desperately trying to act like an extrovert. (See also: Regular moron.)
