QUEST, n. A journey to find a sacred object: in medieval times, usually a religious icon; for modern-day introverts, a day of solitude.
PAST, n. A place crowded with introverts inserting witty comments into long-ago conversations.
OPTIMIST, n. Introvert who schedules social events five nights in a row.
NAKED, adj. How every introvert feels walking into a room full of strangers.
MORNING, n. Solitary delight made possible by the sleeping habits of one’s family. (See also: Midnight.)
LATIN, n. Ancient language beloved by modern introverts for one reason: It is written, not spoken.
KOALA, n. Australian introvert.