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TELEPHONE, n. Jarring alarm system. (See also: Interruption.)

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S

SEX, n. An activity perfectly suited to introverts, who prefer small gatherings and a chance to be quietly creative.

R

READING, n. 1. Necessary life function, along with breathing, eating, and thinking. 2. Introvert’s notion of a rich social life.

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QUARANTINE, n. A period of enforced isolation which, to an introvert, sounds like a reason to celebrate.

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PUMPKIN, n. Introvert jack-o-lantern.

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OVERSHARING, n. Disease that originated in the late 20th century, became a full-blown epidemic in the 21st, and from which introverts are naturally immune.

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NIGHTLIFE, n. After 9 p.m., a cat and a book.