WHITE LIE, n. Go-to strategy to get out of interacting with other people.
VOLCANO, n. Mountain with extrovert tendencies.
UNEXAMINED, adj. Not thoroughly analyzed, as in “an unexamined life.” (Does not apply to introverts; an overly examined life is more the issue. )
THINKER, THE, n. Famous statue of naked introvert.
SANTA CLAUS, n. Fictional extrovert. (No introvert would enter all those houses unannounced.)
RUDE, adj. Demanding access to the inner workings of an introvert’s mind, i.e., “Why so quiet?”
QUEEN, n. Crown-wearing monarch; in fairy tales, rarely an introvert.