SATURDAY, n. Day in which the first half is devoted to making plans; the second wriggling out of them.
Word of the Day: Saturday
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FUR, n. The substance worn by our most agreeable friends.
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THANKFULNESS, n. Emotion we experience most profoundly when everyone else is out Black Friday shopping and the house is finally quiet.
SNOW
SNOW, n. A cosmic sign for “Maybe you should stay in this weekend after all.”
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SAINT, n. Friend who understands that “quiet” is not the same as “dull.”
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REASONABLE, adj. The notion that a cat makes an above-average dinner companion.
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QUIET, adj. A vague, relative term used to describe introverts; ironically, one we almost never choose to describe ourselves.
